Celeb resolutions

My friend Vinay calls me Paparazzi Potter. Motivated by the nick name, I have been doing some paparazzi work off late and have come across some interesting gossip,sorry truth,truth and nothing but truth. 2009 has seen many controversies and our celebrities have made resolutions for 2010.I have learned about some of these resolutions from our so called celebrities. Let’s have a look.

Our honorable Minister of State, Shashi Tharoor has resolved to work for the External ministry through twitter only. So in the future, you may find tweets like these on Tharoor’s page :

  •  Me n SMK (SM Krishna) met our Chinese cntrparts for dinner. I asked them to open their eyes and LOLd
  •  Writing this report while watching ‘Dawn of the Dead‘. Lyk it and hope I dont end up with a report on zombies ;)

Shiney Ahuja has decided to do all the household chores himself as it’ll keep him occupied while being jobless and it will serve another bigger purpose too, of introspection.No maids in 2010!

Kareena Kapoor was the only one in the country who actually understood what problem Shiv Sena had with this poster of Kurbaan–>
So her resolution for 2010 is have a poster with the positions reversed.She said in a press meet “I am sure the Shiv sainiks will have no complaints after this”

Pramod Mutalik‘s new year resolution is simple and straightforward. Attack more girls in public. According to a source, the Pink chaddi campaign didn’t live upto their expectations and the party seniors are complaining that many cadres haven’t got even one pink chaddi yet while the more powerful and influential ones are keeping all the chaddis

Barack Obama‘s resolution is  to not do or say something which will get him another Nobel prize this year. “I will strive my level best,” says a press release from Washington D.C. quoting the US President, “but I cannot guarantee that the Nobel committee will not decide to confer me the Peace Prize again. They are nice people.Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. Oh, I digress”

Tiger Woods has a resolution too . But just as he was announcing it, he saw a blonde passing by and before they could catch him, he was gone.

Satyam’s RamaLinga  Raju has other plans. He has just watched Shawshank Redemption in jail and now is planning to reprise Andy Dufrense’s character in real life, but in a much professional and polished way than digging a hole for 20 years. He has planned to manipulate the records in the jail so much that there is will be no evidence that he was ever in jail. And finally he’ll make a dramatic escape, something like in this pic.

In midst of all this, one man has made a silent resolution to himself. Or I wish he has. Hit a century in every match :D. Sachin Tendulkar : Switch to GODMODE!

Any other celebs whose resolutions you would wanna know? ;)

Happy New Year everyone! Let the FUN continue :)

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