Patch Releases Available!

Updated 20/03/11 7:16AM IST
We are glad to inform that patch releases are now available for both Man v2.3 & Woman 2.3 . Its a major,major release for us and god knows how we have slogged through nights and burnt weekend oils to get you this patch.Take a look at the features and updates below. You can download it directly from our website. ChaosisForever.com.

ATTENTION: WE FEEL CONFIDENT THAT THIS WILL NOT HARM YOUR DEVICE BUT WE (CHAOSISFOREVER.COM) WILL NOT BE HELD LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES THAT COULD OCCUR FROM RUNNING THIS UPDATE. THIS WILL ALSO VIOLATE YOUR WARRANTY SO PROCEED WITH CAUTION AND ENJOY!

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Special thanks to all my imperfect friends who have been my inspiration,always :-).

New Features added/ Bugs fixed:

Man v2.3 Patch Release 1.0.3

1) Improved compatibility with Wife/Girlfriend(WiGi) 2.1. ( WiGi application is far from stable yet. It will crash randomly causing problems to your system. What the new patch will do is put you in sleep mode for 60 sec cutting off all wireless connectivity. If WiGi 2.1 is still behaving abnormally after 60 sec,your system will turn itself off and has to be restarted manually. This is the best solution we can give as of now.)

2) Added color detection capability to the system. This is a major enhancement. The capability has now increased from 7 colors to 68 colors now.You will now be able to identify colors you knew existed but had never seen before (like mauve,amber,peach,mustard etc) in a flash. And you will be able to tell the difference between violet and purple.

3) Sensors for detecting and alerting when these people enter within 200 meters radius – Your boss,hot gal,cute gal,any gal & Dolly Bindra.

4) Option to set alarm/reminder for amount of time spent in couch switching channels. This is an awesome way to know just how big a couch potato you actually are. What’s more,you can’t trick the app into resetting the alarm by just switching off your TV with the remote. You will have to do it the hard way. Actually getting up and powering off the TV.

5) Fixed the “inadvertently picking nose in public and realizing when its too late” bug

6) Fixed the “Monday morning blues” module. Works perfectly now without any crashes or force stops.

7) Fixed a bug where the system goes into hypnosis mode after listening to a gal’s voice and starts taking orders like a robot (except when its through WiGi). No more distractions from TV and games!

8) Removed spurious and potentially dangerous messages like “You look fat today”,”that chick is hot” seen often while running WiGi 2.1 program which got introduced after the latest hotfixes added to the program.

Woman v2.3 Patch Release 1.6.3.6.8.4

1) Improved compatibility with Husband/Boyfriend (HBo) 2.1. ( HBo application is as slow as ever. It still hangs and stops responding when TV 6.3.2 program is running in parallel. What the new patch will do is put you in sleep mode for 90 sec cutting off all wireless connectivity.If HBo 2.1 is still not responding after 90 sec, your only option is to load our most useful app “Tears 1.6.3”. [If you are still on 1.6.2, upgrade now for greater stability and improved results]. If even the “Tears” program doesn’t do the trick, then your only option is to kill the “Husband/Boyfriend” process from the Task Manager and restart it.)

2) Fixed all blues modules from Monday to Sunday. But other blues keep coming into the system and upsetting it for which there seems to be no definite pattern. This should be up in the next release or the one after that.

3) Fixed a bug where the system goes into a infinite loop of “cho chweet, cho cute” on spotting babies or Imran Khan.This has a dependency HBo 2.1 program which might get jittery. Now the loop is exited after 5 times of “cho chweet”.

4) Fixed the bug where the “Tears 1.6.2” gets loaded automatically when “Movies 1.6.2” was operated in “Romantic” or “Drama” mode.

5) Removed spurious messages like “not in the mood” or “I have a headache” which tend to cause Hbo 2.1 to go into a tizzy.

6) New Modules added “World affairs”, “Stock market”,”Sports”,”Gadgets” and a few more. Can be installed or uninstalled independently.

7) Improved the “Shopping spree” module. This is how it works : When you pick up any apparel, the algorithm will calculate what else exactly you have to buy and what color so that it matches the one you picked. And it does all this keeping in mind the stuff already rotting in your wardrobe,which is stored in the database.

We hope you have a great time with the new patch. We’ll keep you updated on the work being done here. Have fun!

ATTENTION: Please ensure that your system is charged to at least 50% before beginning this process and plug it in as well. If the system gets bricked after or during the update, please don’t panic. Call our customer service center (Saturday,Sunday holiday) and the executive will take you through the procedure to unbrick your system safely.

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14 responses to “Patch Releases Available!

  1. Dear Chaosis…

    As a privileged user and a permanent Customer for all your privileged products, I have few queries/concerns/suggestions

    As per below !!!

    2) Added color detection capability to the system.You will now be able to identify colors you knew existed but had never seen before (like mauve,amber,peach,mustard etc) in a flash. And you will be able to tell the difference between violet and purple.
    >>>> What about Lavender ?? Aananda and majenta !!! They play a very important role in my new WiGi application that i had to recently download !!!

    3) Sensors for detecting and alerting when these people enter within 200 meters radius – Your boss,hot gal,cute gal,any gal & Dolly Bindra.
    >>>>> U mean “UNAGI” ???? :)

    7) Fixed a bug where the system goes into hypnosis mode after listening to a gal’s voice and starts taking orders like a robot (except when its through WiGi).
    >>>>> Cant you please provide the solution for WiGi as well, instead of making it as a known issue !!!

    And coming to your product Woman v2.3 Patch Release 1.6.3.6.8.4 …
    As always, you can just claim, hope, PRAY it works.. You could never probably provide any solution in this case !!!
    All the best !!!

    • Dear Sridhar,
      We appreciate the elaborate feedback and suggestions for our product.
      Our response :

      >> I verified with the guy who coded this part. Magenta is part of this update. We had not heard the “aananda” color before. I suppose there is an English name for it??? May be its already there but we just have named it differently.

      >> “Unagi” has always been available with Man since v1.0 and from our statistics here I can tell that’s the program u use the most. Would you like more features added to “Unagi?” wink wink

      >> I hope you wont regret asking for a fix. Sure, we’ll look into fixing this for WiGi too :D.

      Yeah, yeah, its the “Woman” who keeps us busy all the time with patches coming out almost once in every 2 days and we still keep receiving lots of abnormal behavior. As always, we’ll strive it get our product to perfection :D ;)

  2. LOL :D :D :D … No words Pav … :D …. woman Patch tht too 3, 4 and 5 bang on target…. :D …. Still felt some loop holes in this blog but concept/fact wise too good ;)

  3. Awesome…v witty…with a pinch of sarcasm! ;) :D…ur really goin good on thsi front :)….
    i wud still like to suggest few more fixes to ManV2.3 to improve the stability of the system called COMMITMENT!:D:D:D

    • Sorry Ashu…. Just introduce “Commitment 1.0” to any “Man” Release will crash immediately :D And we have got terrible lobbying from higher ups not to include it in the system. some politics and stuff. We’ll let you know if we there’s any update on this.

      • @ Pavan – Please do not include Committment 1.0 in any of the current or future Man2.x.x.x versions. If u include, the software will turn itself to God v1.0 :P :P :P

  4. hehe nicee :) see you should always use ur sarcasm positively as you have done in this blog :D

    @ashu : I can suggest lot more fixes for Man V2.3 based on my past fights with this writer :D

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